Random Things; Funny Stuff
73Ever wonder what people do with their spare time? WikiAnswers tells you that they eat, sleep, cook, iron, talk...go on the internet. That's what I like to do. I could do something useful while I am on the internet, and I do occasionally. But what I do most of the time is just look up some random funny stuff. Here is some of the things I find funny.
This poor man, I probably shouldn't laugh...but I couldn't help it!
Strange Things People Do
It's amazing the things some people do. I read an article telling about a man who stole some lobsters. He stuffed them in his pants and attempted to run from the store. It seems instead of lobster he got a vasectomy. Luckily the store owner did not press charges.
Then there is the boy in Utah who let 43 snails crawl on his face. He is hoping to break into the Guinness Book of World Records. Seems you have to let them stay on your face for 10 seconds. The previous record was 36 snails.
A man in Bedford, OH called 911 because his son refused to clean his room. The funny part of this story is that his son is a 28 year old man who is a member of the local school board.
This poor guy lost his luggage!
Fun With Food
More Random Funniness in the World
When asked a question about Confucius, a Miss Panama contestant stated that he was the one who created confusion.
A suspected drug dealer in Indiana stopped at Taco Bell for "one last burrito" while being chased by police.
A man attempting to smuggle songbirds into the United States was caught when an inspector noticed bird droppings on his socks.
Learn Chinese
I will never be able to listen to this Sugar Ray song again.
More Randomness
In London a drunk couple was caught having sex on the lawn outside Windsor Castle. They did this in broad daylight with many people around. It is reported that tourists were taping the act. Seems they were arrested and given a written warning.
You've heard the old story about a bull in a china shop, well, here is a new one about a bull in a supermarket. Click on the "watch video" link to see the bull running around.
A woman received an invitation to go to her 10 year high school reunion. Instead of going herself, she hired a stripper to impersonate her. She then watched it from a nearby hotel room.
Childhood Monsters
Qi is hilarious!
Random Animals
I hope they are drinking OJ
I had to do a doubletake when I saw this.
Priceless
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Things that make you go:
Never trade seats with Mr. Gay
A boy and his dog
Groucho has nothing on this one!
HaHaHa...I'm the monkey.
She should have had BlondeStar on board!
Funny Ads
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frogdropping, Hahahaha, I so agree! I tried reading it out loud to my daughter, but I laugh too hard to get through it. She finally had to read the ending herself! :D
The hired a stripper link didn't take, the bull one shows up again.
I laughed so hard at these. That songs on, that poor poor guy, it was not his day! It's so horrible it's funny. The dismembered suitcase! roflmao! The biscuits! How embarrasing! And what are the chances of the airplane thing happening? roflmao again! Amazing photos in the video above the cup and yes I did a double take on the guy in the pool myself (heehee). Chair lunch dinner, that's a good one. The duck and bread joke cracked me up too. Okay, I'm basically doing a recap! Jeez! Well this is fantastic! I had a blast reading and watching. Thanks k@ri!
THis was an absolute blast to make my way through the list. What fun. Nice job compiling some laughs.
OMG ! Thanks for the comic relief! Love your hub!
I couldn't help but laugh at the poor guy, who drove through the glass patio doors, blown from the toilet, and had his collarbone broke in one day!?
You know, I was going to use that cute kitty wearing a frog on its head as a profile.
Frieda, I fixed the link, thanks for letting me know. I really needed to do this since I have been trying for the 30 in 30 days. I thought maybe others may enjoy the comic relief also!
Shadesbreath, It was great fun making it...this is what I do to relax!
Catlyn, It is necessary to laugh in life, don't you think?
May, I couldn't help but laugh either! The paramedics dropping him was the last straw! BTW--I think that kitty would be perfect for you!
I love this Hub! Great job, as usual!
Very good and big smiles here.
Tom, I needed a break from my usual research. I love looking up random funny things and laughing!
men AD, I'm glad you liked it. I had many big smiles and outright laughter making it! :D
Great Hub I laughed my head off.
I think you might want to add: writing on hubs
l1blonde, Laughter is good for the soul and mine needs all it can get! :D
Birte, I know there is not much writing...this was more about sharing some random stress relieving stuff. Hope you got a laugh!
Awesome. I love the man that called 911 and the burrito thief guy. People are crazy, but at least they provide entertainment.
very funny stuff, k@ri! My favorite though was the first article. We all need a good laugh now and then. Keep up the good work!
Very comical hub! I love the voice on the DANCE TRAIN STATION BELGIUM, A boy and his dog, and KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER.
Please do more of this stuff. It's great.
It's hard to choose favorites as they are all funny! What a fitting way to end my day - I'd go to bed laughing or at least with a stupid smile on face! I appreciate the effort that you must have exerted to come up with the "random funninesses"! Thanks for the laughs :D
Oh, what fun! It certainly lends credence to Shakespeare's thought - "O, what fools these mortals be..." Thanks for a great giggle.
LMAO--- I cracked up through that whole hub!! Thanks for the laugh!! I needed it :D
Kea, I loved the 911 also. LOL, What a fight they must have had for the dad to call 911!
Connie, I loved that first story also. I was recounting for my son earlier this evening when he needed a laugh. It did the trick!
einron, I'm glad you liked it. I loved the "Killer Biscuit". I can't even think about it without giggling! :D
Cris, The best way to go to bed is with a smile on your face. I had a very enjoyable time making this hub, I'm glad you got a laugh!
RedElf, Like the lobster guy for one? Glad you giggled!
Janetta, I needed a laugh when I did this, so I am glad it worked for you also. :D
It is good to find a Hub filled with humor. I smiled and I laughed. Thanks.
James, I'm glad you liked it and got a laugh! (Me too, I just read about the killer biscuits again.) :D
Fabulous, hilarious, thanks! I needed this bunches!
frogyfish, I really needed a break when I did this one. I had a ton of fun...hope you had as much! Thanks for stopping by!
Oh, K@ri. This compilation has something to tickle every funny bone (and possibly even funnebone, although I haven't seen him around in awhile).
Without even seeing the video, the concept of someone hiring a stripper to impersonate her at her reunion -- that is priceless!
Here's one to add to the list -- and it's true, although not yet documented anywhere but here. This afternoon I gathered up the sheets and pillowcases from my bed to wash them. I rolled them into a ball, tossed them into the washer, added soap, and pressed the button. About 5 minutes later I was looking for my cell phone. Yep. You guessed it. I was able to stop the washer and get the phone out. Dried it with a dryer then took the battery out. All pieces are still drying out. I'm not overly optimistic. And I'm not even blonde:-)!
Mighty Mom, I'm glad you got a laugh! I thought the stripper article was hilarious also. LOL, sorry to hear about you phone! Hopefully, it will work again. :D
I was laughing so hard at that dough article I almost started to cry. Thanks you made my day!
Mardi, I'm glad you got a good laugh! I loved that article and still laugh each time I think of it. :D
AWESOME stuff k@ri! It's all about Mitch, too. ;)
Generique, Mitch is tooo funny! Glad you liked this! :D
I like Chinese special #7 and mitch hedberg. This is good stuff! It's goin into my "favorite hubs". :)
droj, banged your knee, did you? Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it!
This was great!!! Laughed hard enought to wake up the kids and the neighbors!
Beth, I'm glad you enjoyed it! LOL, hope no one actually woke up. :D
Thanks! I sure needed a good laugh right about now! So, thanks for reminding me life isn't all tragidy! I'm a new fan!
Cathi, I'm glad to help. Thanks!
This was great K@ri!
Michael, I'm glad you like it...I hope you laughed as hard as I did finding this stuff. :D
frogdropping 3 years ago
k@ri - the last one. The dough woman ...